Before the index, there was a frog.
In an age when emperors counted their riches in amphorae, the markets had no charts. Only omens, gossip, and a very impatient frog.
Pepe found a coin in the dust. Sister looked at it and declared that it needed two faces. The two visited a mint and made the least necessary currency in all of antiquity.
They called it Sister $ Pepe 500. No oracle could explain the number. Nobody asked twice.
βTHE MARKET HAS NUMBERS. WE HAVE MYTHOLOGY.β